- It’s cold. And you’re a child molester
- When you were five a razor killed your father
- Pink chin the pirate sounds too pussy
- President of the female Viking student association
- President of the Viking student association
- Rogaine addiction
- Your name is John Beard and you’re tired of living a lie
- It’s worth two units for your philosophy major
- Prove a point to your girlfriend about shaving
- Harder to see face on low resolution surveillance video
