Top Ten Reasons to Stop Going to That Jewish Strip Club

Holocausts you a fortune
Strippers are Jewish women
You didn’t go for a couple of weeks and now every time you go back they ask how come you never visit
Stripper’s name is Crystal Nacht
You’re OPEC and you don’t recognize the existence of strip club
In lieu of lap dances they just lift you up on a chair
First stripper starts off with
You suspect one of the strippers is a Palestinian suicide stripper
Strip club announcer sounds just like your Yiddish grandpa
Jewish strippers snort coke way too fast