Love is like a rose; I’ve bought both from immigrants on corners.
There’s a time to be proud and there’s a time to be humble; everybody yaks on their knees.
You will purchase a hookah over the internet and people will like you.
Nothing says “I have sex with women” like a big poster of a naked woman.
The funniest things in life are the things that happened in Old School.
You will totally eat that urinal cake for five dollars. Oh my god, I can’t believe you did it. Naw man, I’ll give you the money tomorrow.
Every Bro deserves a Ho, and every Ho deserves some Blow, unless that Ho has Menstrual Flo
Don’t let the things you don’t know, stop you from not using a condom.
