Volume 17, Issue 1: Leper Fight

Features

• Vegan Alternatives
• I Want to be Fired
• NecronomiCon
• Unregistered Sex Offenders
• There’s a New Sheriff[s] in Town
• Failed Biopics
• Me
• Geriatrix: A Cyberpunk Novel for Old People
• Diary of a White Collar Criminal

Newsflashes

• Federal Trade Commission Starts, End Google Anti-trust Suit
• Alan Greenspan Pretty Sure New Best Friend is Actually CNN Obituary Writer
• Bratz ARG Nears Finale
• “Hyphy Movement” Meets Hyphy Resistance, Thousands Dead