Volume 16- Issue 2 Top Ten Signs Your Partner is a Cannibal October 1, 2006 top ten Foreplay involves complimentary bread Tosses your salad with Ranch and croutons Wants it 3 times a day Breaks up with you by saying, “It’s not you, it’s my high cholesterol” Uses a napkin as a Dental Dam Gives you hand jobs with a hot dog bun Adds carrots and onions to the hot tub Gave you A1-brand cologne Insists on lubricating with gravy Hickeys require band-aids
