Top Ten Signs It’s Time to Switch to Plan B

  1. Identical twin failed to shave goatee
  2. Turns out bank has no wheelchair ramp
  3. Hot air balloon escape not as practical as you thought for nail gun factory heist
  4. Flying a plane is actually really hard
  5. Pirates are late. AGAIN
  6. Your English accent isn’t nearly as convincing as you thought
  7. Ewoks didn’t do shit
  8. Turns out the pope was wearing a flak jacket
  9. Kinda, sorta, accidentally shot hostage in the face
  10. Air conditioner ducts are actually really small