Volume 15- Issue 5 Top Ten Signs It’s Time to Switch to Plan B February 1, 2006 top ten Identical twin failed to shave goatee Turns out bank has no wheelchair ramp Hot air balloon escape not as practical as you thought for nail gun factory heist Flying a plane is actually really hard Pirates are late. AGAIN Your English accent isn’t nearly as convincing as you thought Ewoks didn’t do shit Turns out the pope was wearing a flak jacket Kinda, sorta, accidentally shot hostage in the face Air conditioner ducts are actually really small
