Volume 15- Issue 6 Top Ten Diseases You Wish You Had January 1, 2006 top ten Peter Parkinson’s and Spider-Maningitis Genital Mono Whatever you get from sleeping with Jessica Alba Alzheimer’s if you recently watched your family be mauled by tigers That type of cancer that makes you crap Beanie Babies Tickle-Cell Anemia HIV Negative The disease like in that porno where the nurse has to give you a blowjob or you die Dance Fever Adult Alcohol Syndrome
