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Features
- My Girlfriend
- What if Karl Marx Lived in a Co-Op?
- Urban Myths
- Kilimanjaro
- The Collected Disappointments of James R. Henderson
- Diary of a Costume Character
- “Lesser Known Quotations”
- Discount Wisdom
- So Now You’re in Purgatory
- Words From the Top
Newsflashes
- Jack Bauer Pauses to Poop
- Man Gains Superpowers in Lab Accident
- Woman Experiences Miracle of Death During Childbirth
- God Blamed For Global Disasters
- Harley-Davidson Obtains New Image