Top Ten Christian Breakfast Cereals

  1. Cinnamon Toast Christ
  2. Let He Who is Without Sin Cast the First Fruity Pebble
  3. Life … begins at conception
  4. Safeway Generic Brand Moses Bits
  5. Corn Popes
  6. Smart Start is Bible School
  7. Count Chocula Does Not Exist
  8. Total Exorcism
  9. Honey Bunches of Christ
  10. Forbidden Fruit Loops