Top Ten Signs Your Professor is an Illegal Immigrant

  1. The reader is all Cesar Chavez
  2. Responds poorly to your racist humor
  3. Hired him at a home depot parking lot
  4. Runs across Telegraph with entire family in tow
  5. Doesn’t have tenure
  6. Got his PHD in dry walling
  7. Smiles politely and nods at every question
  8. Office hours held in tomato field
  9. Stole his job from good hardworking American professors
  10. Serape with leather patches still notably serape