- World’s second best pesto
- Training for being upcoming contestant in who wants to be a millionaire
- 500k for Elisha Cuthbert blowjob; 500k for guy to knock her teeth out before hand
- Paying two dogs to fall in love
- Two nights of passion with Ed Begley Jr.
- A Segway that works in space
- One chick at the same time
- The whole world’s pog collection
- A KICK-ASS meal plan
- A hundred million pennies
