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Top Ten Lamest Things to Buy With a Million Dollars | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 15- Issue 6

Top Ten Lamest Things to Buy With a Million Dollars

January 1, 2006
  1. World’s second best pesto
  2. Training for being upcoming contestant in who wants to be a millionaire
  3. 500k for Elisha Cuthbert blowjob; 500k for guy to knock her teeth out before hand
  4. Paying two dogs to fall in love
  5. Two nights of passion with Ed Begley Jr.
  6. A Segway that works in space
  7. One chick at the same time
  8. The whole world’s pog collection
  9. A KICK-ASS meal plan
  10. A hundred million pennies