Volume 15- Issue 6 Top Ten Other Things That Happen Every Ten Seconds January 1, 2006 top ten A drag queen hits her penis with a hammer George bush wonders what the Dukes of Hazard are doing A gay teenager asks if it’s time to hit the showers The wish of a white middle class child comes true 10 girl babies are killed 20 Chinese babies are born The number five appears in the time God kills an Iraqi A kid turns down marijuana and remains uncool A drunk driver gets home safely
