Volume 10, Issue 4: 10th Anniversary Issue
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Volume 10, Issue 3: The Turkey Day Issue
Features
- Dear Doris McNulty
- Tomorrow’s Tuesday Last Week!
- Words from the Top
- Drawn & Quartered
- Leonard & His Penis
- I Had Sex on Tuesday with Emily Chung
- I Think I’m Ready To Be An 8-Bit Videogame Villain
Newsflashes
- Powerpoint Lecture Self-destructs
- Playboy Party Joke Falls Flat at Actual Party
- Breast Cancer Victorious
- Security Issues Abound at Cookie Monster’s Site
- Dot Com Fever!!!
- Guy Writes Newsflash
- Heartbreaker Gets Pacemaker
Top Tens
Volume 10, Issue 2: Squelch Cereal
Features
- The Duck Hunt Conundrum
- Tricks to Play on People
- The Science Of Linguistics
- Words from the Top
- Getting Acquainted with London
- O-Chem: <i>Erotica </i>
- A World Where All Men Are Named Sean Keane
Newsflashes
- Congress Declares Thumb War
- Student Heartbroken After Impersonal Non-Rejection
- Och, Me Head!
- Cookie Crisp Burglary Ends In Tragedy
- Pan Appeals To Campus Leftists
- Carefully Planned Answering Machine Message Goes Horribly Awry
- Candidates Debate Real Issues
- Homeless Man Conducts Unintentional Hunger Strike
- Chad Voted Most Popular West African Nation
Top Tens
Volume 10, Issue 1: The Boys of E.E.C.S.
Features
- Dream a Little Dream of Humanties
- Words from the Top
- The First Time I Got Lay’d
- An Exploration of the Proper Relations Between Men and Women
- Comic Adaptation Baffles Moviegoers
- Dozen Doesn’t Do It
Newsflashes
- Streetspace Kiosks Usher In Future
- NFL Team Responds to “Heap Big Criticism
- Daily Californian Lets Loose
- Yoplait Flavor Riot Rocks Grocery Store
- Alameda County Judges Upset BAMN Meeting
- Metallica Goes Full Force
- Russian Battleship #8482 Disaster Saddens Muscovites
- Eric Roberts Zinged by Grandpa
- Student Inadventently Sculpts, Eats 8 Inch Penis
Top Tens
- Top Ten Other Reasons To Pour Some Sugar On Me
- Top Five Rejected Alternative Names for Radiohead
- Top Ten Pornographic Summer Movies
- Top Ten Ways Not to Answer the Question “Have Your Bags Been Left Unattended at any Time Since Entering the Airport?”
- Top Ten Boringest Things in the World
- Top Ten Reasons Your Penis Hang to the Left
- Top Ten Reasons Your Penis Hangs to the Left
- Top Five Proposed Titles for Lou Bega’s Autobiography
Volume 9, Issue 5: Newspaper Issue
Features
- Let Me See Those Want Ads
- I know Eric Gamonal
- Great Moments in Napster History
- Why does Nobody Ever Want to Watch the Video of Me Beating Rush’n Attack?
- #2 Pencil Not Included
Newsflashes
- Voters Turn Out in Support of Candy, Breasts
- Local Idiots Stumble Upon Printing Press
- Man Not Comforted by Assurance That “There are Always Other Ayatollahs”
- Chinese Publishing Firm Releases The Tao of Tao
- Southside Resident “Probably” Assaulted
- Mad Scientist Emerges from Laboratory with New Wheel Design
Top Tens
Volume 9, Issue 4: The Squelch Hates You
Features
- The Adventures of Ishi, Last of His Tribe
- Words from the Top
- My Penis is Comparable to Big Thunder Mountain
- Y Peter Kang
Newsflashes
- Northern Barbarians Invade Mandarin House
- Student Ass-Raped by Midterm
- UC Berkeley Doles Out Justice
- River of Slime Discovered Beneath Berkeley Campus
- Mourning Families Comforted by Prying Media
Top Tens
- Top Ten Breakfast Cereal Killers
- Top Ten Least Successful ASUC Parties
- Top Ten Uses For A Vacuum
- Top Ten Arm Wrestling Movies
- Top Ten Ways For the ASUC to Improve Its Image
- Top Ten Breakfast Cereal Killers
- Top Ten Songs About Legislation
- Top Five Travis Tritt Songs for The New Millenium
- Top Ten Children’s Metallica Songs
- Top Ten Worst Phrases To End With “Motherfucker”
Volume 9, Issue 3: Teen! Squelch
Features
- Problem 2b
- Humiliating Happenstances!
- Napsneerg!
- Words from the Top
- horoscopes!
- Reach Out and Jerk Me Off
- Viewpoints
- Advice For Gullible Schmucks!
- In Self Defense of Logic
- sassy slang for snappy sisters!
Newsflashes
- NYSE Floor Broker Trades Insults on Record Volume
- Berkeley Resident Ignored, Capitalism Thrives
- NASA Streamlines Operations
- Andy Singer Announces Retirement, Berkeley Students Rejoice
- Magazine Dries Up
- Student Receives Worst Hand-Job in History
Top Tens
Volume 9, Issue 2: Apocalypse
Features
- A Look Back… to the Future
- Buster, Get in the Tub
- I’m Really Cool in Private
- Words from the Top
- Walker
- Short Conversations
- God & Football
Newsflashes
- Chancellor Needs His Space
- Stylish Slogan Sasses Out College Campus
- Random Words Attack Newsflash
- Congress Duped
- Daily Cal Columnist Writes Meta-Meta-Column
- Campus Activists Protest Animal Testing
- Magnitude 2.1 Earthquake Rocks Bay Area
Top Tens
- Top Ten Totalitarian Restaurants
- Top Ten North Vietnamese Pick-up Lines
- Top Ten Reasons to Marry a Dog
- Top Ten Kafkaesque Beatles Lyrics
- Top Ten Hackneyed Social Science GSI Phrases
- Top Ten Pornos Starring Jesus Christ
- Top Ten Pornographic Dairy Products
- Top Ten Signs of the Apocalypse
- Top Ten Pornographic UC Berkeley Building Names
- Top Ten Quantum Mechanical They Might Be Giants Songs
Volume 9, Issue 1: Quake Issue
Features
- Silver Sickles
- Words from the Top
- East, West, Lagom is Best
- Eat the Mean
- My Summer Vacation
- The Diary of a Diety
- The Backstreet Boys
Newsflashes
- New Drummer for Iron Butterfly
- Women for Gore
- Greeks Service the Community
- Man Survives Ordeal Inside Giant Vagina
- Residents Baffeled by Phenomenon
- Gore and Davis to Square of Come November
- Trading Places
Top Tens
- Top Ten Things You Wonder About Your Roommate
- Top Three Penises
- Top Ten Things to Put Time Capsule
- Top Ten “moniums”
- Top Ten Meat-Flavored Cereals
- Top Ten Things to Do at Berkeley Hot Tubs
- Top Ten Canadian Things
- Top Ten Things Forbidden in England
- Top Ten Things Said by Romance
- Top Ten Things Overheard At The Morgue
Volume 8, Issue 6: Star Wars Issue
Features
- What’d You Just Say?
- The International Child Empowerment / Armament Fund
- Mock the Vote
- Lessons From Abroad
- Luke Filose’s Last Column
- My Night at Alpha Phi
- It Angry My
- Camel’s Visit to Sproul
- Deconstructing Graduation
- Stand-up Comedy Eclogue
Newsflashes
- Campbell Demands “Stop Calling Me Kubiac!”
- City Council to Vote on Gay Benefits
- Tony Danza Loses Last Shred of Diginity
- Millions Await Spears’ Eighteenth Birthday
- Student Mauled by Unit 3
- Don’t Fork with the Chinese
- People are Stupid
- Local Man Subcontracts Cunnilingus
Top Tens
- The American Film Institute’s Top Ten Fisting Movies
- Top Ten Rejected Frozen Fusion Supplements
- Top Ten Serbian Video Games
- Top Ten Fascist items found in the DC
- Top Ten Sexually Confused Children’s Television Characters
- Top Ten Barnyard Religions
- Top Ten Ways to Break an Awkward Silence While on a Date
- Top Ten Nicknames for Chancellor Berdhal
- Top Ten Terms For Having Sex With Your Clothes On
- Top Ten Berkeley Bands
