Features
- Tomorrow’s Tuesday Last Week!
- Words from the Top
- Drawn & Quartered
- Leonard & His Penis
- I Had Sex on Tuesday with Emily Chung
- I Think I’m Ready To Be An 8-Bit Videogame Villain
- Dear Doris McNulty
Newsflashes
- Playboy Party Joke Falls Flat at Actual Party
- Breast Cancer Victorious
- Security Issues Abound at Cookie Monster’s Site
- Dot Com Fever!!!
- Guy Writes Newsflash
- Heartbreaker Gets Pacemaker
- Powerpoint Lecture Self-destructs
