- Cyborgs!
- Return the Lindbergh baby
- Airlift supplies to Berlin
- More school dances that remind us of our awkward teenage years
- Take down the Confederate flag from atop Eshleman Hall
- Give students excursion passes to the Land of Chocolate
- Send a never-ending stream of self-congratulatory letters to the Daily Cal
- Declare war on Laney College
- Convert the seventh floor of Eshleman into a sinful garden of delight
- Choose an acronym that doesn’t involve the word “suck.”
