Top Ten Alternate Endings For The Alphabet Song

  1. FIN
  2. 10 minutes of, “Naaaa na-na na-na, nana nanaaaa…”
  3. Can I go now officer?
  4. Big bird, get your finger out of my ass.
  5. Oh yeah! I’m going to cum! Oh yeah!
  6. Here’s your Ethnic Studies Degree.
  7. Bee-otch.
  8. Second verse, same as the first.
  9. Now in Russian!
  10. Next time won’t you pee on me?