Top Ten Parting Words You Don’t Want to Hear from Your GSI

  1. Those weren’t really fetal pigs.

  2. I think you got me wet.

  3. I’m Batman.
  4. Today’s self-addressed stamped postcard is brought to you by the letter F.
  5. Want to know how your mother got an A in this class?
  6. Your check bounced.
  7. You’re eating maggots, Michael. You’re eating maggots.
  8. If I see you again, I’ll put a bullet in your head and fuck the brainhole.
  9. Bye, Sam. (If your name’s not Sam.)
  10. Fuck you!