Women for Gore

Many women came away very disappointed from last week’s “Women for Gore” convention. “We wanted to see blood and guts, man, and all we got was a boring guy talking about China. That fucking sucked!” commented one woman. Another added, “Yeah, we were hoping to see something sick like Scream 2 or some unreleased Red Asphalt footage. Instead, we got Al Gore reading from his book, Earth in the Balance. That was much sicker.” However, the level of disappointment was not nearly as high as the previous week’s “Men for Bush” convention.