11% of your purchase goes toward the purchase of $1 Chinese Food.
- Their fortune cookies have dimes in them.
- They never get tired of your flied lice jokes.
- Their Kung Pao actually tastes different from sweet ‘n’ sour sauce.
- You’re not hungry until 35 minutes later.
- They use border collies instead of regular collies.
- Both chopsticks are included.
- Extra trichinosis worms