Top Ten Reasons $1.10 Chinese Food is Better than $1 Chinese Food

  1. Colombian MSG

  2. 11% of your purchase goes toward the purchase of $1 Chinese Food.

  3. Their fortune cookies have dimes in them.
  4. They never get tired of your “flied lice” jokes.
  5. Their Kung Pao actually tastes different from sweet ‘n’ sour sauce.
  6. You’re not hungry until 35 minutes later.
  7. They use border collies instead of regular collies.
  8. Both chopsticks are included.
  9. Napkins
  10. Extra trichinosis worms