Is it important for girls to attend college?

“Only until they find a husband.”
Eunice Tate
New Haven, CT

“Access to education increases tolerance for people of all races, genders, and lifestyles, and helps society ferret out offensive stereotypes like myself. Therefore, in the interest of the survival of myself and dehumanizing icons like me, my answer to this question is a resounding ‘No, suh!'”
Nabisco Spokesperson
East Hanover, NJ

“Can you scratch my back?”
Parking Meter
Civil Servant
Little Rock, AK

“Sure, more college girls for me.”
Vic Lazio
Park Ranger
Yolo County, CA

“Absolutely. Thanks to my degree, I hit the glass ceiling much sooner than my less-educated female co-workers.”
Rosalyn McElroy
San Francisco, CA

“Woah, woah, woah! Who said anything about porridge? Did Rastus tell you to ask me that? I’ll fix his wagon!”
Alice Halpern
Division Manager
San Jose, CA