Features
- Dream a Little Dream of Humanties
- Words from the Top
- The First Time I Got Lay’d
- An Exploration of the Proper Relations Between Men and Women
- Comic Adaptation Baffles Moviegoers
- Dozen Doesn’t Do It
Newsflashes
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- Alameda County Judges Upset BAMN Meeting
- Metallica Goes Full Force
- Russian Battleship #8482 Disaster Saddens Muscovites
- Eric Roberts Zinged by Grandpa
- Student Inadventently Sculpts, Eats 8 Inch Penis
- Streetspace Kiosks Usher In Future
- NFL Team Responds to “Heap Big Criticism
- Daily Californian Lets Loose
Top Tens
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- Top Ten Boringest Things in the World
- Top Ten Reasons Your Penis Hang to the Left
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- Top Five Proposed Titles for Lou Bega’s Autobiography
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- Top Five Rejected Alternative Names for Radiohead
