- “I’m sorry, could you say again? It’s very difficult to concen-trate
while I’m busy not watching
my bags.”
- “Have yours, motherfucker?”
- “You’re just an unathletic Filipino
working for minimum wage – are you gonna do about it?”
- “I’m not smuggling any sex slaves,
if that’s what you mean.”
- “This is because I’m black, it?” (and you’re not even black)
- “What are you saying, that I’m bad parent?”
- “Don’t be silly. You can’t leave
them alone at that age, or they’ll
poop all over everything.”
- “Are you kidding!? With all the plu-tonium
I’ve got in there?”
- “No, that nice Iraqi fellow offered
to keep an eye on them for me.”
- “Yeah, but the triggering mecha-nism
is so sensitive, I’d know someone touched it.”
