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Volume 9- Issue 5

Top Ten Things With Which to Poke Out Your Eye

May 1, 2000
top ten
  1. An eye-poker-outer
  2. The concept of poking out your eye
  3. Malaise
  4. Mrs. Roper
  5. Your other eye
  6. Contact lens
  7. Heimlich maneuver by Mr. T
  8. Circle jerk gone horribly awry
  9. Lauren Bausch’s breasts
  10. Red Rider BB gun
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