Top Ten Boringest Things in the World

  1. Barley after blowjob
  2. Blowjob after sex
  3. Subtitles on foreign porno
  4. ‘Walden’ by Henry David Thoreau
  5. A roller coaster, if you’re dead
  6. Twins
  7. Barley
  8. Any Simpsons episode revolving around Lisa
  9. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police
  10. Empty cargo pockets