Features
- Tricks to Play on People
- The Science Of Linguistics
- Words from the Top
- Getting Acquainted with London
- O-Chem: <i>Erotica </i>
- A World Where All Men Are Named Sean Keane
- The Duck Hunt Conundrum
Newsflashes
- Cookie Crisp Burglary Ends In Tragedy
- Pan Appeals To Campus Leftists
- Carefully Planned Answering Machine Message Goes Horribly Awry
- Candidates Debate Real Issues
- Homeless Man Conducts Unintentional Hunger Strike
- Chad Voted Most Popular West African Nation
- Congress Declares Thumb War
- Student Heartbroken After Impersonal Non-Rejection
- Och, Me Head!
