Top Ten Things Found On The Ocean Floor

  1. Every ship ever captained by a woman
  2. Wallet-sized photos of Russian sweethearts
  3. Gadgets and gizmos aplenty
  4. Pyroxene-olivine basalt
  5. Shore-to-shore carpeting
  6. Whales <STRIKE>fucking</STRIKE> making love
  7. Geodesic domes with sustainable breathing environment
  8. 4 million Razor scooters (10 years from now)
  9. Childern’s letters to God
  10. JFK, Jr.