Features
- Let Me See Those Want Ads
- I know Eric Gamonal
- Great Moments in Napster History
- Why does Nobody Ever Want to Watch the Video of Me Beating Rush’n Attack?
- #2 Pencil Not Included
Newsflashes
- Voters Turn Out in Support of Candy, Breasts
- Local Idiots Stumble Upon Printing Press
- Man Not Comforted by Assurance That “There are Always Other Ayatollahs”
- Chinese Publishing Firm Releases The Tao of Tao
- Southside Resident “Probably” Assaulted
- Mad Scientist Emerges from Laboratory with New Wheel Design
