Volume 10- Issue 1 Top Ten Reasons Your Penis Hangs to the Left September 1, 2000 top ten They can’t _ both _ hang right Futile attempt to point out that your shoelace is untied Your tendency to use it as a kickstand while lying down It’s signaling to change lanes The right-hand rule Sympathy for lumpen proletariat Signals preference for counter-clockwise circle jerk Larger and more domineering right testicle Lunar gravitational pull Your girlfriend’s vagina hangs right
