Top Ten Reasons Your Penis Hang to the Left

  1. They can’t both hang right
  2. Futile attempt to point out your
    shoe lace is untied
  3. Your tendency to use it has a kick
    stand while lying down
  4. It’s signaling to change lanes
  5. The right-hand rule
  6. Sympathy for lumpen proletariat
  7. Signals preference for counter-clockwise
    circle jerk
  8. Larger and more domineering
    right testicle
  9. Lunar gravitational pull
  10. Your girlfriend’s vagina hangs