Top Ten Other Reasons To Pour Some Sugar On Me

It dulls the pain of cutting off your
own arm
Because I’m D.C. food and I taste
like fucking shit
Molasses isn’t of the maximum
radicalness
It isn’t really “sugar”, it’s co-caine…
and you aren’t “pouring”
it “on me” , you’re siphoning into my nostril
I am diabetic (and you are evil)
My given name is Ray Leonard
Instead of C&H you accidentally
purchased the coarsely granu-lated,
frankly inferior sugar Central Mexico, and you have do something with it
You can’t pour Sweet and Low
“in the name of love”
I just happen to be inside the gas
tank of a car of someone you hate
I am made of normal water, and
aspire to become delicious sugar
water