- Long after you’ve gotten the shit off your hand, you’ll still always remember it as the shitty hand
- You didn’t even have hands in the first place so now the shits on your arm
- Clapping is pretty much a non-option
- Shit-greased hands make it difficult to climb out of giant vat of shit you fell into
- Your other hand will become shitty if you try to wipe it off
- You knew there wasn’t enough toilet paper, but you still tried to wipe your ass
- You don’t know how or when the shit got there
- It’s not your shit
- People won’t talk or stand near you while you have shit on your hand
- You now have shit on your hand
