Top Ten Things To Do After Receiving 30 Years To Life

  1. Scare people straight
  2. Frown
  3. Stand on the edge of very high objects and yell “I didn’t kill my wife”
  4. Either get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’
  5. Appeal
  6. Behave, get paroled, and then kill again to make up for 25 years without the warm blood of a child,
  7. Organize an elaborate breakout scheme centered around the upcoming prison rodeo
  8. Yell, “Is that all you got, your Honor?!” and get beaten to the ground by bailiffs
  9. Make some new friends
  10. Think about what you did