Local citizens were puzzled by a bizarre incident that occurred Thursday night. The mysterious event took place as several dozen curious passersby looked on in amazement. “I was really blown away,” explained eyewitness Tom Cunningham, “I mean, this was pretty easily the most mind-blowing experience of my life.” A spectator who gave her name only as “Rita” commented, “What are we supposed to do now? I just don’t know what to think anymore. I’m going home.”
Police were summoned to the scene but arrived too late to get a handle on the situation. Ambulances were dispatched to aid those eyewitnesses who had fainted as a result of the sheer inconceivability of the occurrence. Indeed, one would be forced to strain the limits of imagination to postulate the incredulous circumstances that must have transpired to allow such a mind-boggling episode to take place.