Volume 9- Issue 2

Top Ten Totalitarian Restaurants

December 1, 1999
  1. T.G.I.F. (Thank God It's Fascist)

  2. Worker Unit Food Distribution 

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  3. Benito Burger
  4. Che Panisse
  5. Karl’s Jr.
  6. Burger Absolute Monarch
  7. Totalitarian Akbar’s Totalitarian Bar and Grill
  8. Schlotsky’s East Bloc Russian Restaurant
  9. Steve’s North Korean BBQ
  10. Fascist Slice