Top Ten Things Said by Romance | The Heuristic Squelch

“No, seriously, what the fuck is
romance philology?”
“What the fuck is romance
philology?”
“The new guy’s double majoring
in something useful. Kill him.”
“Some of us don’t need to earn
money after college, Mr. Bourgeois
Oppressor.”
“Some guys are just in it for the
romance. Me, I’m in it for the
philology.”
“Fuck da man!”
“Mass Comm–Now that’s a
laughable major.”
“You study modernist philology?
Pussy!”
“If you’re looking for anonymity,
you’ve come to the right place,
Mr. Cash.”
“No, not philosophy: philology.
Philology. Phil-ol-lo-gy.”