Likes chasing pussy as much as you do.
How 'bout all those nipples?
- ‘Cause you knocked her up
- If you think he’s having an affair, you can lock him in the yard
- You can win any argument by rubbing her tummy
- Two words: Doggy Style
- You have an excuse to sniff spouse’s butt in public
- You can wear a t-shirt that says, “I’m not into bestiality but my spouse is”
- You already know she’s a bitch
- Will lick peanut butter off of anything