Top Ten Lies Parents Tell

  1. All the cool kids shop at T.J. Maxx
  2. There’s plenty of oxygen in the trunk
  3. Officer, he fell down the stairs
  4. This is the only way to take your temperature
  5. We love both of you equally
  6. It’s not your fault we’re getting divorced
  7. This is Disneyland
  8. Everything will be alright
  9. I will turn this car around
  10. The dog shot himself in the head