Volume 10- Issue 3 Top Ten Post-Modern Tricks To Teach Your Dog December 1, 2000 top ten Teaching a modernist dog new tricks Eating the bits, but none of the kibbles Playing alive Catching frisbees while making self-referential wisecracks about how cliche it is to catch frisbees Delivering monologues directly to the camera Letting its own tail chase it Making love missionary style To act cute and follow you home, realize there is no home to return to, and not care The silent bark The act of being the bone
