- Teaching a modernist dog new tricks
- Eating the bits, but none of the kibbles
- Playing alive
- Catching frisbees while making self-referential wisecracks about how cliche it is to catch frisbees
- Delivering monologues directly to the camera
- Letting its own tail chase it
- Making love missionary style
- To act cute and follow you home, realize there is no home to return to, and not care
- The silent bark
- The act of being the bone
