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Yoshua fights Jesus; wins in twelve rounds by unanimous decision.
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Hebrew text of evil - Communal shower in Soda
- Three headed griffon emerges from depths of Dwinelle to wreak God’s holy vengeance on Berkeley
- Re-release of Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now
- The Heuristic Squelch does an Apocalypse-themed issue
- No line at financial aid office
- Ethnic Studies student finds job
- Blue Heaven staying in business; not holding a sale
- Cal actually wins Big Game
