My Penis is Comparable to Big Thunder Mountain

Warning: Big Thunder Mountain is a turbulent train ride through the old west. It is not recommended for people with back problem, heart disease, or pregnant women. You may get wet.

Reading the title of this article you may be thinking to yourself, “Oh brother, another guy talking about how large his penis is supposed to be. Yeah right.” Let me reassure you that I hold no delusions of grandeur about my member. I proudly proclaim it to be quite average and I would like to take this time to make a firm stand on my penis.

I have done no great study into the matter, but as one travels through life, one picks up certain knowledge and when applied, this knowledge can be used to come to certain conclusions. Conclusions like: My penis is pretty mediocre.

Measuring a reasonable five and a half inches, my penis, according to the statistics, averages out at about the 1 to 2.5 against. That is to say, in a group of two and a half men, one of them is probably more impressive then me. I’d like to say I’m O.K. with that.

You see, whereas some men might want a large apparatus to counterbalance inner insecurities, I am just fine with mine as it is. Some day, I will be able to look a woman in eye and say, “Look. I’m physically incapable of driving you to the ecstatic limits of sexual euphoria, but at least I don’t have abandonment issues with my parents”. The way I see it, It’s not the “Matterhorn”, but it’s not “It’s a small world” either. My penis is comparable to “Big Thunder Mountain”.

Sure, you’ll go to Disneyland. Sure, you’ll ride Big Thunder Mountain. But you won’t go to Disneyland just to ride Big Thunder Mountain. No matter what time of day, the line never stretches too far past the opening. If you pass by, you’ll ride it. If someone asks you how it was you’d say, “Sure… Yeah. I liked it. It was fun”. Maybe you’ll slurp on a tasty beverage while you’re there. If you’re into that sort of thing. Maybe you’ll go twice in one day. Maybe you won’t. No one’s life will be changed by Big Thunder Mountain, but certainly everyone enjoys it while they’re there.

I look forward to my sexual performance being described as “competent”. I will be just fine with competent. Hopefully, I will be able to raise my rating to “adept” with practice, but it’s not that big a deal. In fact, it’s only a reasonably sized deal.