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- Here’s Two Quarters, Call Someone Who Cares
- If You Keep It Brief, You Can Just Use My Cell Phone
- I Don’t Especially Care To Hear Your Problems, But I Just Have A Twenty-If You Can Get Change, You’re Welcome To Call Someone Who Cares
- Here’s A Quarter, No, Wait, Here’s a Quarter and a Dime, Call Someone Who Cares
