Volume 6- Issue 2 Volume 6, Issue 2: Halloween Issue October 1, 1995 issue FeaturesNew Boyscout Merit BadgesNewsflashesBike Stolen Near Campus
Volume 5- Issue 5 Volume 5, Issue 5: Squelch Constitution May 1, 1995 issue FeaturesThe Meaning of Humor
Volume 5- Issue 4 Volume 5, Issue 4: Valentine Aftermath February 1, 1995 issue FeaturesLove My WayColumns are StupidHistory of Valentine’s DayEat Shit & LiveE-mail addressesEat Drink Man WomanThe Squelch Video GuideApplication for THE REAL WORLDRim AnticsLetters to the EditorsNewsflashesAsshole Speaks!Meat of the MatterTien TremulousSpace KilledAmericans KilledBig WallDental DamnationTop TensTop Ten Alternative Names for Valentine’s DayTop Ten Things to Do After Giving HeadTop Ten Pornos from AntiquityTop Ten Homosexualized TV ShowsTop Ten Rejected Names For Upcoming Green Day AlbumTop Ten Rejected Smurfs CharactersTop Ten Failed Business VenturesTop Ten Words Not To Use On Your ResumeTop Ten 1995 XXX Video RentalsTop Ten Things to Masturbate With
Volume 5- Issue 3 Volume 5, Issue 3: Pete Wilson: Alien December 1, 1994 issue FeaturesRamble on…Da, Comrade!The True-Life Adventures of SherriStressed?Editor’s ColumnGuide to Berkeley Coffee HousesBoy, Was My Face Red!!The Epistle of St. Mark the SecondLike, uh, Finals and StuffAre You White Trash?NewsflashesGraduation plans modelled after basketball ticket salesTop TensTop Ten Benefits of AC TransitTop Ten Not-So-Famous Last WordsTop Ten Rejected Cal Construction ProjectsTop Ten New Car FeaturesTop Ten Reasons We Won the Big GameTop Ten Outtakes from John Wayne Bobbit Uncut
Volume 5- Issue 2 Volume 5, Issue 2: The Rolling Squelch October 1, 1994 issue PDF Link FeaturesSEX: The Heuristic Squelch InterviewImportant Dates in HistoryWet Shins & Other SinsHerb Came columnRavesWhat They Say / What They MeanPre-date ChecklistDate Emergency CardThe Writing on the Stall
Volume 5- Issue 1 Volume 5, Issue 1: Abbey Lane Cover September 1, 1994 issue PDF Link FeaturesShort ConversationsAnother Saturday Night with Dave BarnettBuilding the Promise Photo EssayBased on a collection of true stories…Ask BiffNursery Rhymes for the ’90sIt Only Hurts the First TimeLo-CAL Course AnnouncementsEnglish Majors: An Abomination Unto the LordGorillas In Our MidstNewsflashesClassifiedsFelines in Uproar over “Lion King”Letters to the Editors“Crane for a Day” Winner SelectedNKOTB Toughens ImageTop TensTop Ten Reasons to Stay in the Dorms Another YearTop Ten Reasons to Get Really FatTop Ten Events at the Stoner OlympicsTop Ten Misdemeanors at Engineering DormTop Ten Things to do in the Substance-Free-DormTop Ten Reasons to Invade HaitiTop Ten Things Overheard On USAir 427 Before ImpactTop Five Uses for L & S DegreeTop Ten Things Daily Cal Reporters do the Other 5 daysTop Ten Star Trek Spinoffs
Volume 4- Issue 5 Volume 4, Issue 5: Secret Sproul Architecture March 1, 1994 issue PDF Link FeaturesTwo types of peopleBest of Squelch ClassifiedsThe Truth About…Income TaxRob a Bank for the RegentsThe Odd CoupleApril Fool’s Day AnticsA User’s Guide to ZenVoice of the Squelch Past:Dysfunctional Bay Area Driving Really Pisses Me OffLetter from the EditorsNewsflashesUC to Go Co-EdSchlongen Denied TenureASUC Declares War on South AfricaPolo Team Under FireOakland Airport BombedPart of Information Superhighway Collapses in LA AftershockClassifiedsTop TensTop Ten Nails in Bill Clinton’s Political CoffinTop Ten Reasons We Fought the Civil WarTop Ten Come-On Lines from the American RevolutionTop Ten Reasons Cal Lost In The First Round of NCAA TournamentTop Ten Asian Rock GroupsTop Five Places You’ll Never Find a Fratboy InsideTop Five Things Neil Armstrong Might Have Found on the MoonTop Five Complaints of Local Pizza DeliverersTop Five Reasons Oompa Loompas are OrangeTop Ten Optimum Times to Shout “By the Power of Grey Skull… I Have the Power!!!” at the Top of Your Lungs