Top Ten Come-On Lines from the American Revolution

  1. …you wanna Minute Man?
  2. …who needs liberty when you’ve got libido?
  3. …wanna get tarred and feathered?
  4. …I’m into life, liberty, and the pursuit of a good piece of ass.
  5. …the British are coming, so why ain’t we?
  6. …you’re suspected for sedition, so I’ve gotta pump you for
  7. …I got your “Sovereign Nation.”
  8. Hey, baby, I’m Thomas Paine.
  9. Hey, baby, wanna play “Paul Revere” and ride my pony?
  10. Hey, baby, my musket’s loaded. Got a target?