- Breathing heavily but you’re the one having a baby
- Asks you to turn your head and hiccup
- Keeps telling you how many merit badges you’re earning
- He’s fondling them with his rectum
- What are the chances the other person in the mystery closet with you is a doctor
- Who cares – your braces are finally off
- Cheesy Bass Music In the Background
- Your step dad went to law school
- He gazes into your eyes while doing it
- Has been feeling your pulse for about 20 minutes now
