Oakland Airport Bombed

In celebration of St. Patrick’s Day last week, members of the Cal Irish Student Union mortared the Oakland Airport in an event co-sponsored by the IRA. CISU President Lucky O’Hara said, “We just wanted to give the blarney Bay Area a taste of Irish culture, with a taste of whiskey and Guinness Stout to go with it!” Only minor injuries were reported, which O’Hara said was a success nevertheless. Yet four members of the club, including O’Hara, were cited for public intoxication.