Top Ten Reasons to Stay in the Dorms Another Year

  1. “Chunk”
  2. Lounge couch has sentimental value.
  3. They say this year’s Freshman crop is the best since ’86.
  4. Can never outgrow cheap thrills in co-ed bathroom.
  5. Now your choice of Drug or Drug-free.
  6. They’re earthquake safe.
  7. You’re from Bosnia and Unit II reminds you of home.
  8. This year you can throw stuff from the 8<sup>th</sup> floor.
  9. Didn’t quite complete your set of dishware.
  10. Already built up immunity to DC food.