Top Ten Things to Do After Giving Head

  1. Swallow.
  2. Look in the mirror and say, “Gee, I’m a glazed donut!”.
  3. Introduce yourself.
  4. Exit restroom, return to class.
  5. Tell the officer that it will never happen again.
  6. Make sure not to leave until letter of recommendation is signed.
  7. Return to gimp cage.
  8. Massage into scalp & work into lather. Rinse. Repeat if necessary.
  9. Bite.
  10. Finish your confession.