Top Ten Not-So-Famous Last Words | The Heuristic Squelch

“I know this great shortcut right through the Eucalyptus grove, and it’s so pretty at night”
“It’s more afraid of me than I am of it.”
“Geez, settle down, are you getting your period or something?”
“Of course it’s not loaded.”
“Have you ever tried pissing on an electrified fence?”
“Cancer shmancer.”
“Yes Mr. Capone, I realize that you are a good customer but you’re going to have to leave.”
“Come on, I dare you…”
“You ate the red ones?”
“I can hold my breath for a very long time.”