Top Ten Not-So-Famous Last Words

  1. “I know this great shortcut right through the Eucalyptus grove, and it’s so pretty at night”
  2. “It’s more afraid of me than I am of it.”
  3. “Geez, settle down, are you getting your period or something?”
  4. “Of course it’s not loaded.”
  5. “Have you ever tried pissing on an electrified fence?”
  6. “Cancer shmancer.”
  7. “Yes Mr. Capone, I realize that you are a good customer but you’re going to have to leave.”
  8. “Come on, I dare you…”
  9. “You ate the red ones?”
  10. “I can hold my breath for a very long time.”