Top Ten Reasons Cal Lost In The First Round of NCAA Tournament

  1. Players’ inability to count led them to believe that they were in fact ahead.
  2. Unanimous decision made by players to spend more time on schoolwork.
  3. Team was paid off by Clinton administration so that Arkansas would win.
  4. Death of John Candy still weighed heavily upon everyone’s minds.
  5. They already had enough frequent flyer miles to last a lifetime.
  6. Wave of benevolence felt for team with lower ranking overcame Bears.
  7. Players were stressing over finals, forgetting the fact that Berkeley is on the semester system
  8. Berkeley plot to keep Jason Kidd here for another year.
  9. Neutral game site was too confusing.
  10. Other team was better.