Pre-date Checklist

  • Money
  • Birth control
  • The Date Emergency Card (R)
  • A good book
  • Breath mints
  • Penicillin
  • A date

Well, that’s all kids. You’re on your own from here. We wish you the best of luck in all of your love endeavours. Always remember to keep your fly well lubed and never give up hope. It can’t get any worse. I’d like to close with a little quote from a close friend of mine, Chuck Close (the photorealist). Chuck said ,”It really isn’t that difficult to find love. I find it repulsive.” -ie