Graduation plans modelled after basketball ticket sales

The Dean of the College of Letters and Science announced yesterday that he would be working in conjunction with the Athletic Director, Tim Wackme, on the new system for graduation ceremonies. Modelled after the wildly successful basketball ticket distribution plan executed last month, the system will allocate diplomas on a first-come, first-serve basis after announcement of the graduation location on KALX radio at 6:30 am the day of the event. While 29 people were injured in the basketball sale, Provost Carol Christ predicted that this slight loss will be more than made up for by the increased graduation rate.